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I'm Sancho Panza trailing behind this wide-eyed archaeologist Donkey Xote who is chasing his impossible dream, and I don't know if we are going to find a windmill or a Mayan monument." -Jeff Salz, Apocalypse Island "The only thing that's impossible is trying to dribble a football." -Ralph Strangis "When one of the pilots tried to use the bathroom before a bomb-sniffing dog had finished checking all the carry-on bags, an officer ordered him to sit down, according to passenger Alain Ghonda, who thought it odd.  'He was the pilot.  If he wanted to do anything, he could've crashed the plane.' It was a metaphor for the rest of the country: Thank you for saving the day." -Amanda Ripley "Everyone in the world is born right-handed.  Only the best overcome it." -Unknown "Sure, God made man before woman, but you always make a rough draft before your final masterpiece." -Unknown "Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you." -Kurt Cobain "A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D.  Unfortunately they don't have a J.O.B." -"Fats" Domino "The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us." -Unknown "A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing." -Joey Adams "I don't make jokes.  I just watch the government and report the facts." -Will Rogers "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, 'Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner.'" -Lynda Montgomery "Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window." -Steve Bluestone "Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac." -George Carlin "You have to stay in shape.  My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60.  She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is." -Ellen DeGeneres "I'm not into working out.  My philosophy: No pain, no pain." -Carol Leifer "The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise." -Roger Simon "I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." -Dave Edison "Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place." -Johnny Carson "It's not hard to tell we was poor when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline." -George Lindsey "I voted for the Democrats because I didn't like the way the Republicans were running the country.  Which is turning out to be like shooting yourself in the head to stop your headache." -Jack Mayberry "I have six locks on my door all in a row.  When I go out, I lock every other one.  I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three." -Elayne Boosler "Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?" -John Mendoza "I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet.  That may be.  But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals.  We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners." -Jeff Stilson "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness.  Think of your three best friends.  If they are okay, then it's you." -Rita Mae Brown "Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there.  I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.  Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash." -Jerry Seinfeld "I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls.  They always say because it's such a beautiful animal.  There you go.  I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her." -Ellen DeGeneres "A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket.  'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' She sneered.  I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses.  Now I'll have to kill you too.'" -Jake Johansen "I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." -Lily Tomlin "The number of people staring in shocked disbelief at you is always directly proportionate to the stupidity of your act." -Daryl "Razor" Reaugh "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt." Unknown "If you think you're too small to make a difference, you haven't been in bed with a mosquito." -Anita Roddick "Anyone can make a mistake.  A fool insists on repeating it." -Robertine Maynard "True that the thinker thinks, and the prover proves; however, the prover must think about what he is going to prove beforehand.  If not, then we would have a bunch of 'Al Gores' proving who knows what." -Skippy "Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock." -Ben Hecht "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." -Einstein "If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door." -Paul Beatty "The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning." -Sandy Cooley "For fast-acting relief, try slowing down." Lily Thompson "Chess is the most elaborate waste of human intelligence outside of an advertising agency." -Raymond Chandler "First, the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me." -Steve Martin "I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records.  What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?" -Paul Merton "Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping." -Bo Derek "I can't understand why I flunked American history.  When I was a kid there was so little of it." -George Burns "I created the Internet." -Al Gore "I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me." -Woody Allen "What's another word for thesaurus?" -Steven Wright "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." -Groucho Marx "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.  Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -Terry Pratchett "If you're going to do something tonight that you will be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late." -Henry Youngman "Everything that can be invented has been invented." -Charles Duell "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." -Ken Olson "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." -A. Whitney Brown "Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use." -Wendell Johnson "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup." -Dilbert "Downtown there are only two types of pedestrians... the quick and the dead." -Unknown Inspirational quotes "We need to tackle the challenge of connecting 93 million Americans to our broadband future.  In the 21st century, a digital divide is an opportunity divide.  To bolster American competitiveness abroad and create the jobs of the future here at home, we need to make sure that all Americans have the skills and means to fully participate in the digital economy." -Julius Genachowski, FCC Chairman "I also feel like when I am getting a massage that's when they're going to find 'the lump.'  Like do you know how I feel like somebody will be manipulating and say, 'Hey, did you know...?' 'Nope!'  Because if you don't know, you don't know.  If you don't do any self-examinations or see a doctor ever, you'll live forever.  That's how you do it.  The diagnosis is what gets you.  You just have a 'don't ask, don't tell' policy with any and all bodily functions." -Janeane Garofalo "But terrorism is waged by individuals.  We saw these young, peasant boys who had little education and no prospects in their country; they are the ones who enlist for the Jihad.  So we have political and ideoligical forces on one hand and the simple despair of young men on the other.  The two have combined to create a deadly mix.  The only way this movie will end well is if we tackle both sides of this problem, and we need to get the military-informed policy right.  But we also need to change the sense of hopelessness and the culture of hate that exists in these societies.  We need to help these young men you just watched embrace life rather than death." -Fareed Zakaria, Terror in Mumbai "The chief enemy of creativity is good taste." -White Zombie "Always play the melody, man.  Look at them, see their age group, play their love songs, and you'll carry all the money to the bank." -Louis Armstrong "What lies behind us and what before lies us in nothing compares to what lies within us." -Emerson "In each of us there burns a flame of independence that must never be allowed to go out.  That as long as it exists within us cannot be destroyed." -Bryce Courtenay "Everything looks impossible for the people who never try anything." -Jean-Louis Etienne "Knowledge becomes wisdom only after it has been put to practical use." -Anonymous "Mistakes are a fact of life.  It is the response to error that counts." -Nikki Giovanni "The only way to kill time is to work it to death." -Stan Mauldin "He who asks a question may be a fool for five minutes, but he who never asks a question remains a fool forever." -Tom J. Connelly "I never make stupid mistakes.  Only very, very clever ones." -John Peel "There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it." -Edith Wharton "Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again." -Franklin P. Jones "Failure is not falling down but refusing to get up." -Chinese Proverb "We aim above the mark to hit the mark." -Ralph Waldo Emerson "Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America.  If I'm not there, I go to work." -Robert Orben "Do, or do not; there is no 'try.'" -Yoda "If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door." -Milton Berle "In youth we learn; in age we understand." -Ebner-Eschenbach "Problems cannot be solved on the same level of awareness which created them." -Albert Einstein "Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail." -Ralph Waldo Emerson "The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn and relearn." -Alvin Toffler "Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions." -G. K. Chesterton "Experience is what you got by not having it when you need it." -Aldous Huxley "In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments; there are consequences." -Robert Green "There are a lot of ways to become a failure, but never taking a chance is the most successful." -Unknown "You may delay, but time will not." -Benjamin Franklin "Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes.  Art is knowing which ones to keep." -Scott Adams "If you can't make a mistake, you can't make anything." -Marva Collins "You can't control the wind, but you can adjust your sails." -Einstein "Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored." -Aldous Huxley "You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take." -Wayne Gretzky "Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind than in the one where they sprang up." -Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." -Red Adair "Trust your hunches.  They're usually based on facts filed away just below the conscious level." -Dr. Joyce Brothers "The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said." -Peter F. Drucker "The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a person's determination." -Tommy Lasorda "The greatest gifts you can give your children are roots of responsibility and wings of independence." -Denis Waitley "Always listen to experts.  They'll tell you what can't be done and why.  Then do it." -Robert A. Heinlein "What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight — it's the size of the fight in the dog." -Dwight D. Eisenhower "Discoveries are often made by not following instructions, by going off the main road, by trying the untried." -Frank Tyger "People are like stained-glass windows.  They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within." -Elizabeth Kubler Ross "Imagination is more important than knowledge." -Einstein "That which we persist in doing becomes easier-not that the nature of the task has changed, but our abilities have increased." -Emerson "Look up and not down, look forward and not back, look out and not in.  Lend a hand." -Edward Everett Hale "The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart." -Robert Green Ingersoll "There is a close connection between getting up in the world and getting up in the morning." -Unknown "We each have only enough strength to complete those assignments that we are fully convinced are important." -Goethe "It is what a man thinks of himself that really determines his fate." -Henry David Thoreau "No one can give you better advice than yourself." -Cicero "There is nothing good or bad, but thinking makes it so." -Shakespeare "If you don't invest much, then defeat doesn't hurt very much and winning is not very exciting." -Dick Vermeil "Success is not built on what we accomplish for ourselves.  Its foundation lies in what we do for others." -Danny Thomas "The great man is he, who in the midst of the crowd, keeps with perfect sweetness the independence of solitude." -Emerson "Remember that someone, somewhere, is practicing, and when you meet him he will win." -Edward Macauley "When the time to perform arrives, the time to prepare has past." -Unknown "When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." -Arthur Conan Doyle "The principal mark of genius is not perfection but originality, the opening of new frontiers." -Arthur Koestler "One who fears limits his activities.  Failure is only the opportunity to more intelligently begin again." -Henry Ford "To think is easy.  To act is hard.  But the hardest thing in the world to do is to act in accordance with your thinking." -Goethe "Don't be a fool and die for your country.  Let the other son-of-a-bitch die for his." -George S. Patton "Change is the law of life.  And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future." -JFK "You can't depend on your judgement when your imagination is out of focus." -Mark Twain Leadership quotes "I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through — then follow through." -Captain Edward V. Rickenbacker "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." -Martin Luther King, Jr. "If the rate of change on the outside exceeds the rate of change on the inside, the end is near." -Jack Welch "A leader is a man who has the ability to get people to do what they don't want to do and like it." -Harry S Truman "You have achieved excellence as a leader when people will follow you everywhere if only out of curiosity." -Colin Powell "The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his time when it comes." -Benjamin Disraeli "The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it." -Theodore Roosevelt "'What is our aim?' I answer in one word: Victory—victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival." -Winston Churchill "There are many things that will catch my eye, but there are only a few things that will catch my heart." -Tim Redmond "For everything you have missed, you have gained something else; and for everything you gain, you lose something." -Emerson "The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind in others the conviction and will to carry on." -Walter Lippman Misc quotes "It's society that disables an individual by not investing in enough creativity to allow for someone to show us the quality that makes them rare and valuable and capable." -Aimee Mullins "I've known plenty of people with high IQs that were book smart and dumb as a box of rocks.  Most of them were liberals who couldn't form a cohesive thought without someone else giving it to them....Conservatives are in the same boat.  CNN finds ANYTHING to push government propaganda.  Pathetic journalism at best..." -Pantalones "Sending condolences via twitter is like proposing to your girlfriend via an answering machine message – 'manners' is 100% right.  Every step we take forward in technology is sometimes accompanied by a step backward in common human respect." -Whatever, Baeleth "That is a tactical and strategic mistake.  If you're playing chess, do you tell your opponent your next move? To broadcast that for the sake of politics, to me, that is very wrong." -Charles Wolf "My role in society, or any artist's or poet's role, is to try and express what we all feel. Not to tell people how to feel. Not as a preacher, not as a leader, but as a reflection of us all." -John Lennon "I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to." -Jimi Hendrix "To live is to suffer; to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering." -Robert Flack "The more I see, the less I know for sure." -John Lennon "I think it's a desire to sort of say ... 'We won't have to worry about the future, because there is no future.' And so therefore, we can do what we want now, and all the debts are put off, and all the responsibilities are avoided." -Wheeler Winston Dixon "He's already prayed to Allah.  I'll let Allah take care of him.  I'm praying for my people, the good people here." -Kirby Lack "Nirvana: the state of place or state of oblivion to care, pain or external reality." -Christopher Farley "Doing an injury puts you below your enemy; revenging one makes you but even with him; forgiving it sets you above him." -Benjamin Franklin "Justice don't mean the bad guy goes to jail; it just means somebody pays for the crime." -Andre, Freedom Writers "To get maximum attention, it's hard to beat a good, big mistake." -Anonymous "If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires." -Abigail Van Buren "Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by hitting back." -Piet Hein "You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers.  You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions." -Naguib Mahfouz "There is nothing wrong with making mistakes.  Just don't respond with encores." -Unknown "There is no point in being exact if you don't know what you are talking about." -John von Neumann "It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change." -Charles Darwin "Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places." -E. Joseph Cossman "Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up." -G.K. Chesterton "If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." -Catherine Aird "There are three kinds of lies: lies; damned lies; and statistics." -Mark Twain "Time is the scarcest resource, and unless it is managed nothing else can be managed." -Peter F. Drucker "All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward." -Ellen Glasgow "The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary." -May V. Smith "Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts." -Edward R. Murrow "A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on." -JFK "Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards." -Soren Kierkegaard "We are born as noble savages only to be warped by our own society." -Jean Jacques Rousseau "Hatred, which could destroy so much, failed to kill the man who hated." -Anonymous "Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste death but once.  Of all the wonders yet I have heard, it seems the most strange that men should fear, seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it come." -Julius Caesar, The Tragedy of Julius Caesar "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." -Edmund Burke "Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego.'" -Friedrich Nietzsche "Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe." -H. G. Wells "I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic.  I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means." -Clarence Darrow "I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma; a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth." -Umberto Eco "Wit is educated insolence." -Aristotle "Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research." -Wilson Mizner "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Einstein "Life is pleasant.  Death is peaceful.  It's the transition that's troublesome." -Isaac Asimov "Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." -Will Durant "I have often regretted my speech, never my silence." -Xenocrates "Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things." -Epictetus "I contend that we are both atheists.  I just believe in one fewer god than you do.  When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." -Sir Stephen Henry Roberts Photoshop Downloads: Fancy Brushes Hand Signals v1.0 Canada Compass Australia Africa Mexico, Central and South America and Caribbean Keys and Locks Asia Reflection Pack Hand Signals v2.0 Oceania Speakers USAF Wing Patch Europe CD Refraction Standard Braille World Wide Shapes by Erik Nanstiel and Reagan Holmes Lightning Eagles Pentagon Pentagon Via the Pen Golden Chocolate Wallpaper Downloads Trapped in Technology Rose + Emerson Catch Birds of Prey Trance Addict Warp F-22 Reflective Hallway Anger Within Call the Exterminators Space Air Force Reserve%20-%20flight Air Force Reserve%20-%20an unrivaled wingman Discovery F-16 Vipers HH-60 An A-10 over Afghanistan Print Design Planet I have lived in the DFW Metroplex my whole life, and it is definitely a good place to be for advertising because it is the fifth largest media outlet in the nation! (Yep, advt was my college major.) I always think with creative things in mind, and if a desired result seems out of reach, I always do my best to accomplish it.  Music is very important to me, so I was in the Nolan Viking Band throughout high school. The reason why I chose not to join band in college was to spare my grades! As a child I grew up to the Beatles, then my teens involved Nirvana, Alice In Chains and other grunge/metal bands. After Napster's explosion my taste in music expanded to a vast horizon, but Metallica had to ruin that. I like pretty much any type of music except for country, polka and (c)rap. Trance is my favourite genre, and Linkin Park and Evanescense are my favourite bands. People say I am dependable. I guess that is apparent after being elected to several leadership positions since high school, and I worked for UTA's Housing Office from my first summer in college until graduation. My personality type is INFJ (Introverted, iNtuition, Feeling and Judging), and I can say I am happy to be of such rarity. (INFJs are only 2-3% of the U.S. population.) You may bee asking, "Where did 'Skippy' come from?" To answer those who are curious, that is the call sign I received after landing an F-16 (in the sim) at NAS Ft. Worth JRB. My landing was pretty good, but I went a little further than expected and bounced a bit, and Tractor's first words were, "Come on, Skippy!" Since returning to HQ10AF, I have had many great experiences, and I enjoy my job. It might be odd to hear someone who works for the government say that, but I really do like the things I get to do, and the 10 AF personnel are a great group of people to work with. If you take a look at my portfolio, you will see some of the things I have been able to create. And no, I do not have a myspace page (nor facebook, etc). Social networking sites might be great for some people; however, that is not my cup of tea. My portfolio includes work of Photoshop, InDesign and Flash, Dreamweaver for Web design, Corel Bryce and a couple of pictures I have taken with my Nikon D60 camera. In search of Gina Martinez humanity has hit a new low Are you feeling clickurious? 16 DEC 09